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VIP’s (formerly Crazy Horse Too) - Chicago, IL

July 12th, 2008 · 2 Comments

1531 N Kingsbury St
E Kennedy Expy Exit N Ave
Chicago, Illinois 60622
USA
(312) 664-7400

Tags: Chicago · IL · Topless

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  • 1 VIPS (chicago IL) // Jun 2, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Dance Type: stage, table, lapdances in another area, champagne room, VIP room

    Dance Price: 20 on the floor

    VIP Type: private room

    VIP Price: 250 per half hour plus champagne sale, and 100 dollar tip to the bouncer.

    Customers Are: Mostly white collar

    Number of dancers: 20+

    Customers Per Dancer: 1 : 1

    Average Customers Spend: $200

    Money Is: great for anyone

    Good Season: summer

    Dancers Are: super hot

    Scheduling Delay: show up and work

    Contact Level: some knee rubbing

    Do You Recommend This Club To Other Dancers: yes

    Additional comments:

    I do recommend this club, however there are things you should be made aware of.

    The great things first:

    1. The club dressing room etc is immaculate. There are tanning beds that are free there as well.

    2. You must valet your car if you drive, but cabs are super easy to catch there.

    3. You can make GREAT money here. And an avg dancer that earns between 1500-3000 a week.

    4. You make 7.25 an hour and everyone receives a pay check every 2 weeks.

    5. They offer health insurance as well.

    6. You can select your music and the DJ’s are more than amazing.

    7. This is an airdance club. Be inventive and NO grinding, no sitting on laps..and by no means they cannot touch you. Even your leg.

    8. You must have your gown completely on if you are not doing a dance.

    Now for the stuff that can suck.

    This is more than a pasties club. The breasts are covered from center to armpit and 1 inch above in liquid latex that the club provides. You cannot see the nipples. Make sure that you cover your entire breast in cover up prior to the latex. Otherwise you will find your breasts left raw.

    All tats must be covered to the point that they are not even noticeable no exceptions.

    Your bottoms are provided by the club (first pair) they are full back bottoms. Butt cheeks can not SHOW. Any other pairs cost $15.00

    You must be tipped in your garter. Wear it around your ankle. You can not pick up any money with your hands. EVER.

    This is a gown club only. You must wear ankle length gowns that are not sheer, that expose a mid section or your hips. You must be completely covered and slits must NOT go all the way up. No panty lines, and your ass is to never be exposed. Same with breasts. If you are unsure, go with a tub dress with a slit up the back. Just make sure it doesn’t go up too high.

    Weds, are costume nights. You have to wear a costume.

    Sundays you can wear a short dress, your ass must be covered and no sheer material is allowed. Also no patters on any outfits.

    Your first night is free (beyond tip out) otherwise the house ranges from

    $40 day shift to $210 at night.

    Also, you tip out:
    20% to the house,
    $20 to the D.J.,
    $10-20 to the makeup artist (mandatory) $10-$20 to the house mom.
    $15 Valet

    Cashing in funny money, they take 25% off the top.
    You must tip out the bouncer 20% of your over all that you earn in the champagne room.

    Try and tip out with funny money to everyone as it loses it’s value once you cash in.

    Good luck and don’t expect to be treated warmly by the staff, other than the DJ’s and house mom and some random ladies.
    The door staff and management can be rather rude and pushy. Don’t let them run you off. You can earn a lot here.

    The hustle is
    Do you wanna dance (after sitting 1-3 songs)
    *you sell the dances on the floor*
    Then ask for a champagne room.

    Weds-Sunday’s are the wanna dance crowd.

    Monday & Tuesday are business men.

  • 2 TheVPrincess // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Dance Type: stage, table, champagne room, VIP room

    Dance Price: 20 dollar table dances

    VIP Type: seperate dance area

    VIP Price: 3 for 100, 250/half hr, 500hr

    Customers Are: older businessmen from out of town mixed with younger locals

    Number of dancers: 20+

    Customers Per Dancer: 3 : 1

    Average Customers Spend: $200

    Money Is: good enough if you're local

    Good Season: I'm not giving it all away!

    Dancers Are: super hot

    Scheduling Delay: call ahead and work

    Contact Level: total air dances

    Do You Recommend This Club To Other Dancers: yes

    Additional comments:

    Okay, as far as the scheduling delay it is my experience that you audition, by which I mean you go in and talk to the managers, and are allowed to work the next day.

    It is good money, altho the house does fuck you on tip outs, which is 25% of funny money, and 20% of all money you earn.

    So, on 1000 dollars in funny money you:

    tip them 200 in funny money

    So you have 800 in funny money left, after the 25% fee you are walking with 600

    Its annoying, but its probably the best $$$ in Chicago even though they do fuck you on tip out. It’s VERY possible to break 1000 here.

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        stage
        table
        lap
        couch
        bed
        lapdances on the floor
        lapdances in another area
        champagne room
        VIP room
        hot tub